Romney Loss Night Pranks: $15,000

What does an asshole do when her President wins the election? She pranks any contact she can find on the World Wide Interweb that works for the Romney campaign. This is one of the dames that worked on a private fundraising dinner for one “lucky” couple to have a privte dinner with Mittens.



Hotel Maid Steals My Makeup Bag – What to do?

If you have 16 job interviews in one day and your life was kept in a makeup bag that was stolen by a hotel maid with a butter knife, wouldn’t you just call the 1-800 reservation line instead of the police? Pei-Pee would.



Toledo vs. Boise – Who Should Decide?

When a dame can’t decide which airport hotel to spend the night in an, why not make the operator at 1-800-HOLIDAY choose? Happy listening.



Unsexy Phone Sex

Dating lines are just like car accidents…really hot.



Holiday Necks

Looks like the Holiday Inn is refusing a perfectly sound business proposition…



Peasantry Corner: Overhead Lighting

Overhead lighting needs to be banished…

http://laughingmyvagoff.com/2012/02/peasantry-corner-with-meryl-van-meter-overhead-lighting/

 



Peasantry Corner: Moist

More Peasantry to bitch about at LaughingMyVagOff.com



Peasantry Corner is Laughing its Vagina off

Well, well looks like we are taking the show on the road and educating others on ways not to be a Peasant – check it out:

http://laughingmyvagoff.com/2012/01/peasantry-corner-with-meryl-van-meter-second-helpings/



Peasantry Corner: Talking Dirty to Your Baby on the Subway

I had the uncomfortable displeasure of sitting next to a dirty, hungover couple on the subway this morning on my way to work with nothing other than a baby carriage…with a live baby lodged in it! This poor tyke, who doesn’t stand a chance of not being a creep at the stroke of age 15, was staring at his glassy eyed father, when ol’ papa decided to say the following:

“I want to eat the tender meat on your neck…yeah, baby, that neck of yours has some sweet meat! Yeah, I am going to eat it!”

Really? I am all for eating inappropriate things, but really? You couldn’t think of something else to say at 9 in the morning to a one-year-old in a winter coat while innocent commuters were squished next to your family?

Peasants.



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